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Funny Cat Quotes April 10, 2009

Posted by texasheartland in Animals, cats, family, fun, funny, hilarious, humor, life, Quotes, random, thoughts.
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I know I’m posting a lot, but I am completely bored not to mention that I am not even tired yet. But if anyone follows me on Twitter, they know that I tend to post funny or humorous quotes just to make someone’s day a little brighter. I wanted to post a cat quote before bed on Twitter and decided to make ya’lls night (or day!) a little brighter with quotes about our furry friends- cats.

“Cats aren’t clean, they’re just covered with cat spit.” – John S. Nichols

“No matter how much cats fight, there always seems to be plenty of kittens.”- Abraham Lincoln

“People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.” – Faith Resnick

“We humans are indeed fortunate if we happen to be chosen to be owned by a cat.” -Unknown

“In a cat’s eye, all things belong to cats.” – English proverb

“Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer.” – Bruce Graham

“A cat can purr its way out of anything.”- Donna McCrohan

“Those who will play with cats must expect to be scratched.” – Cervantes

“Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, “I’ll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice?”-Bette Midler

“Cats don’t bark and act brave when they see something small in fur or feathers, they kill it. Dogs tend to bravado. They’re braggarts. In the great evolutionary drama the dog is Sergeant Bilko, the cat is Rambo.” –James Gorman

“The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.” –W. C. Fields

To a cat, “NO!” means “Not while I’m looking” — Unknown

“If cats had opposable thumbs, they would have no need of humans.” – Toby

“To assume a cat is asleep is a grave mistake. He can close his eyes and keep both his ears awake.” – Aileen Fisher

“No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove his fur from your couch.” ~Leo Dworken

“When you are looking, a cat acts like a princess, but the minute they think you are not looking, a cat acts like a fool.” K.C. Buffington

“The cat is above all things, a dramatist.”- Margaret Benson
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“If Life’s a Journey… April 1, 2009

Posted by texasheartland in Animals, chocolate, computer, Computers, dogs, family, Feelings, Journey, learning, life, love, Pets, Quotes, random, rant, sisters, thoughts, twins.
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… I’m on the wrong boat.”. Those are the words of Twin while I was on the phone with Cyber Guy. Frankly, I have to agree. This can’t be all life has to offer!

We consulted with a computer guru and he said that we need a higher watt on the power supply considering how it it is always on. Good point. The problem is that the one we need is $120 and we can’t afford it. Or at least not right now. Who knows when we will. Maybe May…

Zeus is still hanging on. He has a nasty bacterial infection and since the vet said that this kind is a “wait and see” infection, he has Zeus on antibiotics and a liquid diet (since he won’t eat). I feel so bad for him and I’m kinda scared- I won’t lie. I don’t wanna lose him. After all he’s been through, he has to come through this. He just has to.

Ugh. As if life wasn’t depressing enough. I need chocolate.